Thursday, July 14, 2011

Booooooooooooooooooooks

If you have any of these books, or you have a friend who has these, or you have a colleague you really hate and you know where he puts these books, or you have seen someone purchase any of these books and you know where they live, or you have a maps where these might be buried, or you have been feeling guilty and now see a nice opportunity to give me a late wedding gift, or maybe a late birthday gift, or someone once called you philanthropist and you still have to prove that to yourself because you can't sleep at night, or your grandfather left some for you with a nicely written note but you can't read, or you hit an unlikely bump on road once and it turned out to be bundle of some of these books, or you went to rob a bank and instead of money they had some of these in the vault which you dejectedly took home, or you bought a crate of mangoes and instead of your favorite Chaunsa you got these books nicely packed with mango scent, or you were window shopping once and a thief came running trying to catch some breath and handed you some of these and ran away again, or, most likely of all, a meteorite fell in your backyard going 300 feet deep and after digging for a week you found a container which you opened and instead of seeing these books you found God's own credit card, then please contact me.

 
  • Blogger Dinky Mind said...
    July 17, 2011 at 2:18 AM
    And once you've found that container, please send it over here as soon as you're done reading them. Thankyouverymuch.
  • Anonymous JAK said...
    July 18, 2011 at 4:30 PM
    Watch for Beelzebub's seal of authenticity on the container.

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